Rude dating quotes
He then walks out of the elevator, and walks up to the 15th floor.
We actually have a pretty peaceful environment and customers, only having the occasional rude or stupid ones. He then looked at the mannequins and said, “I guess they do have breasts.
This is one of my more memorable interactions as a cashier.)(When she left, I told my manager what had happened. Never paid attention to it until now.”)(An elderly couple is looking at the birthday cards. The joke involves a large cartoon drawing of naked breasts inside.
''Because it would be quite as rude as kicking down the front door,' said Dumbledore. And on top of that, it's not even nice.” ― “..a phone call competes for attention with a real-world conversation, it wins.
As the wise Bro Henry Louis Mencken once quoted: “Life without sex might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull.
It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all.
I’ve finished most of my work for the evening and am eating my lunch when a phone call from one of our guests comes down. It’s about am, and there’s some Barry White going on in the background.
The guy answering the door is quite young, fit, and stark naked, and… He smiles as if everything is as it should be and thanks me for the pillows.
“If you stick out your tongue I can read your personality.” Jim promptly stuck out his tongue.