Dating a jewish girl
What they lack in stature, they make up for in good character and fun holidays.
I’m not biased because I’ve been wading in this Dead Sea of candidates for my entire lifetime -- I’m actually quite tired of it.
These men earn the moniker, “NJB” (nice Jewish boys).There’s only one other woman in this world that a Jewish man will be so supremely devoted to: his mother.Not only did she raise him right, Mom also brought him up to cherish a lady -- chief among them being her. On Shabbat, his mother definitely warned him not to pound the kosher breast meat because that is like cheating on your girlfriend (). Not only are there about a million and one ways that Jewish people can look (see above), but when non-Jewish people say this, what we hear is: "You look like the super-offensive Jewish physical stereotype." Would you go around telling people they look Episcopalian? But, for interested parties, here are my dating requirements: I date anyone I can have sex with and not want to hit with a claw hammer the next morning.
(Besides, since Judaism is passed down along maternal lines, my kids Granted, I don't get this as often as other Jewish women do, probably because I live in Brooklyn and write about jizz for a living and am generally a weird example. What do these women know, that these celebrity women are finally catching onto? There are many reasons swarms of girls flock to these Stars of David like lox on bagels.